But post-mortemed all the same.

Game Design grads Todd Agnello, David Bowring, Diego Pons and Ryan Stancl recently post-mortemed Seas of Europa — designed together in the GD program — for Game Career Guide online.

A description of the game from the post-mortem:

“The game follows the adventures of Inu (E-nu), an alien creature that is destined to be the hero of the seas. See, the waters of Europa are changing; for better or worse, the creatures are mutating, and Inu just happens to be one of them that mutates for the better. He’s born with a tentacle on his head and the ability to grab creatures and fling them around. Inu – and the player – are charged with clearing the seas of enemies that are hogging the life-giving heating vents.”

Most adorable game EVER.

And hey, maybe it’s all REAL.